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Steve Schirripa Quotes

In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.'

Steve Schirripa

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 3, 1957

Topics

Mother Best Doing Say React Ask

I think I'd be too scared to direct my first movie and put myself in the center.

Joel Edgerton

Myself Think First Scared Center

There's a danger of some of the best people saying, 'I don't want a career in science.'

John Gurdon

Science Best People Saying Career

When actors get pigeonholed, that's their own doing to a large degree. Because if you do something that people like, obviously they're going to ask you to do it again. It's up to you to say no. If you're that insecure about working, you'll probably do what you're known to do.

John Larroquette

People Doing You Say Ask Degree

You don't want to give kids an idea that they might not have thought of.

John Walters

Thought You Want Give Idea Kids

There is no doubt that Iraqis, like Australians and Americans, love and desire freedom. However, if freedom doesn't mean the right to complete self-determination, unfettered by interests other than one's own, then that freedom is less than worthless - it's oppression.

Amir Butler

Love Freedom Doubt Desire Oppression

I'm generally so disoriented during the week about what I'm doing and where I am - I travel a lot - that when I'm home on a Sunday, I typically try to sleep in as much as I can.

Mike Birbiglia

Home Travel Sleep I Am Doing Week

I think most of the people like the kind of player like Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez. They're pretty tall, and they can do everything.

Jose Altuve

People Think Kind Tall Everything

Growing up, my dad and my mom were there for my sister and I.

Courtney B. Vance

Mom Sister Growing Up Growing Up

My teacher wanted me to do 'Hot Cross Buns,' but all I wanted to learn was 'Island in the Sun' by Weezer.

Clairo

Teacher Sun Me Learn Island Hot

The very first step to building wealth is to spend less than you make.

Brian Koslow

Step Building First Step You Wealth

Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I'll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.

Aron Ralston

Judging Tuesday Last 24 Hours Hours

I never felt fanboyish about acting, about actors, about movies. I'm a fanboy with music.

Ansel Elgort

Music Acting Movies Never Felt