Spike Milligan Quotes

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: irish
  • Birth: April 16, 1918 - February 27, 2002

Topics

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The Vatican takes your breath away.

Joe Elliott

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I love that denim can be as simple or as complicated as you want it to be. Anything goes.

Melina Matsoukas

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I know very well that Berlin attaches great importance to NATO and solidarity, in terms of sharing the burden. For this reason, I feel confident that the German government will take the right decision, one that serves both German and NATO interests.

Anders Fogh Rasmussen

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I am interested in suffering and, in particular, the Buddhist idea that in pain, you can find beauty.

Robert Lepage

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I was shaped by the heroes in the films I saw, which you always want to emulate and be like. I wanted to be like Alan Ladd, Gary Cooper, Jimmy Stewart.

Robert Osborne

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I am a writer who happens to love women. I am not a lesbian who happens to write.

Jeanette Winterson

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Any work of art that can be understood is the product of journalism.

Tristan Tzara

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As a director, you never think about how an audience would respond. You can think about that, but you will never change what you're going to do.

Juan Antonio Bayona

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Every customer wants to run on all the clouds.

Diane Greene

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Ninety percent of the hands aren't shown in a poker game.

Doyle Brunson

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Most art is fragile and some should be placed and never moved away.

Donald Judd

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Ronald Reagan used to alarm his Soviet counterparts by saying that surely they'd both unite against an invasion from Mars.

Christopher Hitchens

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