American - Cartoonist | June 8, 1957 -
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams
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The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
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If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
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Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
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Home is pretty utopian.
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There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
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'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
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I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
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My investments have been hurt.
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I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist, but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
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