American - Cartoonist | June 8, 1957 -
I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
Scott Adams
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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
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I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.
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I try to avoid giving advice.
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Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
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I'm a poor artist. Through brute force, I brought myself up to mediocre. I've never taken a writing class, but I can write okay.
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Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time.
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Beware of advice about successful people and their methods. For starters, no two situations are alike. Your dreams of creating a dry-cleaning empire won't be helped by knowing that Thomas Edison liked to take naps.
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If your current get-rich project fails, take what you learned and try something else. Keep repeating until something lucky happens. The universe has plenty of luck to go around; you just need to keep your hand raised until it's your turn. It helps to see failure as a road and not a wall.
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I don't get embarrassed by the same things that other people do. I would say that probably the biggest thing that holds people back is, 'If I do this, I'm going to look like an idiot if it doesn't work out.'
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The most important thing when you study hypnosis is that you learn that humans are irrational. Until you understand that, hypnosis is hard to do... For me, it was this great awakening to understand that humans are deeply irrational, and it's probably the greatest influence on me in terms of my writing.
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