American - Cartoonist | June 8, 1957 -
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Scott Adams
ArtCreativityMistakesYourself
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
KindnessSmallEndRememberRipple
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
ProblemsCreateEngineersWillOwn
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
PeopleBelieveEnoughEngineersFix
Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.
SuccessYouSkillOddsYourEvery
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
StupidityYouUnderestimateNever
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
IdiotDangerousNothingMoreThan
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
PathPeopleFreeChooseIllusion
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
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Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
ProactiveSynergyFormRestructuring
I get mail; therefore I am.
I AmMailGetAmTherefore
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