American - Comedian | December 8, 1953 - April 10, 1992
Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say.
Sam Kinison
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I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
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I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
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Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
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It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
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Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
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I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
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I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.
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So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.
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I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.
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