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Sam Kinison Quotes

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 8, 1953 - April 10, 1992

Topics

Days Been Seventeen Straight Folks

I won the 2007 U.S. Open and 2009 Masters in my late 30s, largely because of my confident driving.

Confident Driving Late Open Because

I like being boring to a certain extent. I don't have to be flashy. I get to put all of that into a show, and when it's over, I don't have to be that.

Stephen Colbert

Boring Over Being Show Get Like

It has been my observation that parents kill more dreams than anybody.

Dreams Parents Observation More Been

You can never prepare yourself enough to see your mug shot and DUI.

Yourself Enough You Never See Your

It was never really one of my goals to gain tremendous amount of celebrity or make a tremendous amount of money necessarily.

Goals Money Celebrity Never Gain

A sane person would think that Wal-Mart would never carry 'Capitalism: A Love Story' because it's simply not in their best interests to inform their customers of their shady past.

Love Best Past Capitalism Think

My manager said it would more effective against left-handed hitters. It seemed to me that was impossible to do without the high leg kick, which I started that day.

Day Me Impossible Said Manager High

I've never had T-shirts at the merch table before.

Joshua Ostrander

Table Never T-Shirts Before Had

My platform has been to reach reluctant readers. And one of the best ways I found to motivate them is to connect them with reading that interests them, to expand the definition of reading to include humor, science fiction/fantasy, nonfiction, graphic novels, wordless books, audio books and comic books.

Science Humor Best Reading Reach

I don't like to rush my music.

Music Rush Like

I take off my makeup with Ponds cold cream, and then I wash myself with gentle soap and water, and that's it.

Water Myself Makeup Cold Gentle Off

I met Ne-Yo in London. I sang for him and he said, 'I want to sign you.' It was amazing - it meant my name was buzzing around the industry and I got to meet lots of different labels.

Amazing Name You Said Want Meet

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