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Sam Kinison Quotes

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 8, 1953 - April 10, 1992

Topics

Man Comedy Target Kind Been Goes

It's like doctors can't save all their patients, but, on balance, Bain under Gov. Romney created well over 100,000 jobs, which is certainly more than has been created in the Obama administration because we're down over 500,000 over the last three-and-a-half years.

Balance Down More Over Years Well

Whatever happens in my life, whether I stand up or I fall down, whatever the case, I'm going to use it in my art. Why? Because I'm an artist and I have to.

Life Art Stand Up Stand My Life Why

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.

Driving Lesson Privilege Need Right

I'm not of the manor born; I've never felt entitled in that way. I just came to Hollywood to be an actor. All that lifestyle stuff is something to be managed.

Born Lifestyle Hollywood Actor Way

As years passed away I have formed the habit of looking back upon that former self as upon another person, the remembrance of whose emotions has been a solace in adversity and added zest to the enjoyment of prosperity.

Adversity Habit Looking Back Looking

People write memoirs because they lack the imagination to make things up.

Imagination People Write Up Things

Vaccines and antibiotics have made many infectious diseases a thing of the past; we've come to expect that public health and modern science can conquer all microbes. But nature is a formidable adversary.

Nature Science Health Past Conquer

My job is to help the team, and so I love retrieving the ball as much as scoring or playing the final pass for a goal.

Roberto Firmino

Love Job Team Help Goal Final

No politician would ever comment on a cartoon unless it was to show what a great sense of humour they have, that they can laugh at themselves.

Great Laugh Humour Cartoon Comment

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

Age You Back Coming Get Certain

I love movies. And sometimes it will be a case where I don't notice music.

Love Music Sometimes Movies Will

I am more exempt and more distant than any man in the world.

Pierre de Fermat

Man I Am World More Than Distant

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