American - Actress | November 3, 1952 -
I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled.
Roseanne Barr
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And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
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I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time therapy. But, you know, I mean, everybody's kind of loony now. So I was kind of a pioneer in the mental illness thing, too.
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My real life is funnier than anything on TV.
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We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.
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I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.
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I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.
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I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?
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I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.
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They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!
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I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.
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Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice never attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its head.
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