My real life is funnier than anything on TV.
Roseanne Barr
Recitation: by Male by Female
I knew I wanted to do a show on NBC - it's rooted in its history; it's part rooted in nostalgia and part rooted in the potential of it. For me, there was no other choice.
Jerrod Carmichael
HistoryMePotentialChoiceRooted
I would say that I began with a very edgy, very driven personality and after a sufficient amount of therapy over many, many years, I managed to become rather relaxed and happy.
John Cleese
PersonalityHappySayBecomeEdgy
Christmas was the one time of year when my brothers surfaced at home, when my parents and grandparents congregated to eat my mother's roast turkey.
Amanda Lindhout
MotherHomeTimeParentsYearEat
I need to look back on my poetic ventures, make sense of them as a whole, and move forward... and to experiment without external demands.
Tony Harrison
ForwardLookBackNeedExperiment
The most convincing argument against early parenthood is that you are in a relationship that is likely to fall apart before that child grows up.
Tony Parsons
RelationshipChildYouFallEarly
I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in a while, you get those flashback memories of conversations you had with your exes, and you just, like, wince when you're walking down the street. Something occurs to you, 'Oh, no, I said that.'
Mike Birbiglia
RelationshipMemoriesThinkWalking
It's possible to make things that aren't just money-makers. Something wonderful for its own sake.
Jonathan Safran Foer
PossibleOwnWonderfulSomething
I wanted to do 'Texas Trilogy' on stage. But it didn't do well in New York. In fact, it did very badly there, thanks to the critics. It was said that Preston Jones, the author, died of ulcer complications, but the truth was that the critics killed him.
Diane Ladd
TruthNew YorkTexasNewSaidStage
Where does personality end and brain damage begin?
Douglas Coupland
PersonalityBrainEndBeginWhere
What we wish, that we readily believe.
Demosthenes
BelieveWishReadily
Who knows what crumbling infrastructure lies beneath our sleeping children? Actually, many people do - they pay surveyors to take a look.
Christine Pelosi
ChildrenPeopleLookSleepingPay
Each time I have performed in Utah, I had a great time, and the audiences seem to enjoy what I do. The audiences are very warm and very appreciative.
Brian Stokes Mitchell
GreatTimeWarmEnjoyUtahSeem
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