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Roseanne Barr Quotes

American - Actress | November 3, 1952 -

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

Holocaust Jews Most Before Raised

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

Will Pay Shoot Prime Israel Jews

Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?

God Intelligence World You Why Deaf

Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.

God Start Think Self Lonely Die

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

Alone World Think Want Gone Here

I'm God because I have the power to control my mind.

God Power Mind Control Because

You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have sheds full of things, maybe sometimes nine copies of the same thing.

Rich You Know Sometimes First See

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.

Sometimes Difference Jewish Tell Ill

I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.

Alone Singing You Know Kind More

I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.

Prison Think You Go Three Never

A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

People Proud Television Place Claim

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

Vegas Conservative More Get Actually

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