American - Comedian | October 19, 1942 - May 17, 2012
It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way. I have no regrets. I like what I do.
Ron Shock
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I have a routine I go through on the days that I work, and I don't want to divert from that.
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I'm an orator, a raconteur.
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Each piece I tell stands on its own, and then it all ties together. It segues from story to story, and then I wrap it up - like three-piece movements in a symphony.
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Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a way with words.
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I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.
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There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do.
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Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time for anything to develop.
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I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy clubs here.
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I didn't get rich and famous, but I do what I love.
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I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.
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I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
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