American - Comedian | October 19, 1942 - May 17, 2012
If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything.
Ron Shock
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I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.
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I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories.
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I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that.
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