Ron Shock Quotes

I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.

Ron Shock

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 19, 1942 - May 17, 2012

Topics

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The sword the body wounds, sharp words the mind.

Menander

WordsMindBodySwordSharpWounds

As anyone who follows me on Twitter will know, I'm fairly robust in my views on there. I get next to nothing in the way of trolling. Most women I know who regularly come close to expressing an opinion get trolled constantly. This is a men-on-women issue. Guys are pretty much doing it to the girls.

John Niven

WomenMeOpinionDoingKnowNothing

'Cartel Land' explores what happens when - in a Mexican society without order, law or security - vendettas, terror, and corruption go hand in hand with the pursuit of a better world.

Matthew Heineman

LawWorldSocietyBetterCorruption

My game was always about good defence.

Angelique Kerber

GoodGameAlwaysDefenceAbout

Do not be intimidated. Go where the story goes. Report the facts. Make sure you've got it right. And don't let things that the president says or that the White House does throw you off your game.

Jeff Zucker

GameStoryFactsYouHouseWhite

I came west for opportunity. I made Lincoln my home.

Jeff Fortenberry

HomeOpportunityWestMadeI Came

Growing up, flute riffs was big in rap back then. It's what I listened to.

Metro Boomin

Growing UpBackGrowingUpRapBig

The free market is the epitome of life itself. This is something that all scientists recognise because science itself operates on free market lines.

John Sulston

LifeScienceFreeSomethingMarket

For an incumbent like a president, who's been in the news every day, their family, they're well known.

Mitt Romney

FamilyDayEvery DayNewsPresident

If I could get any animal it would be a dolphin. I want one so bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins and I was like, 'How do we get one of those?' and she was like, 'You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool?'

Miley Cyrus

AnimalMeMomSwimmingYouBad

You don't have that many women in the industry so the lane is wide open.

Ludacris

WomenYouOpenLaneIndustryMany

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth.

Joseph Mitchell

YouthFeelDrinkFountainWest Coast

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