American - Entertainer | March 4, 1927 -
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Robert Orben
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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President Ford used humor a great deal.
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
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