Robert Orben Quotes

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Robert Orben

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HumorFightChoicesLaughCrisisUs

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days.

Jo Brand

PeopleSayingYouMatterLuckyDays

The main thing is to be a force, so guys will say, 'Tooz is kicking butts.'

John Matuszak

SayWillForceKickingGuysMain

I am confident that I can serve my country without being involved as the president of the country now.

Jean-Bertrand Aristide

I AmConfidentI CanCountryNow

Things don't go on forever, and the quicker you accept that change is inevitable, the happier you're gonna be.

Trey Anastasio

ChangeYouInevitableGoAccept

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.

Ronald Reagan

GrowthSmallResponsibleEconomic

For my father, he didn't know what 'Grey's Anatomy' was. He didn't know who John Mayer was. But when I showed up on the 'Law & Order' TNT promo spot, he thought, 'Wow, my son has made it.'

Mat Kearney

FatherSonLawThoughtKnowGrey

When you get to play a character that's in love, it's cool.

Josh Hutcherson

LoveCharacterCoolYouPlayGet

Shakespeare teaches you how to act. You come out of this process as a better actor. It's just the nature of the words he writes.

Condola Rashad

NatureWordsProcessBetterYouOut

To be sure, no piece of social machinery, however well constructed, can be effective unless there is back of it a will and a determination to make it work.

Cordell Hull

WorkDeterminationBackWillSure

Harper Collins gave me a letter of intent saying that they want me to pen down my autobiography. When I was recollecting the incidents of my life for that, I selected only those incidents which were turning points in my life. I staged it instead of writing it.

Anupam Kher

LifeMeWritingSayingMy LifePen

I know that sounds selfish, but you have to look at what it's doing to you personally - are you frustrated because of the way people perceive you, or are you happy enough about the things you've realized about yourself that you can tolerate the way people perceive you?

Shannon Hoon

YourselfHappyPeopleSelfishDoing

How do you say no to doughnuts?

Mark Duplass

YouSayHow

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