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Red Skelton Quotes

American - Comedian | July 18, 1913 - September 17, 1997

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Marriage Men Mistakes Find Out Make

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Parenting You Run Will Ask Kid

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

You Forget Matter May Heartache Few

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

Smile Heart Day Purpose Chance Face

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

Life Live Happiness Sad Laughter Me

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

Happiness Care Too Much Principles

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Congress Bingo Billions

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Golf Friends Exercise Run See I See

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

Happiness God Children Being Reasons

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

Me Laugh Long Know Nuts Up

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Sad Time Death First Time First His

I left home because I was hungry.

Home Hungry Left Because

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