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Red Skelton Quotes

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 18, 1913 - September 17, 1997

Topics

Sad Time Death First Time First His

I believe anger is a wasted emotion, and I don't like to waste emotions.

Anger Believe Emotions Emotion Waste

I would as soon leave my son a curse as the almighty dollar.

Andrew Carnegie

Son Dollar Leave Curse Would Soon

For most of us, fidelity is faithfulness to an obligation, trust, or duty. For the men and women of the FBI, fidelity also means fidelity to country. It means fidelity to justice and the law, fidelity to the Constitution, fidelity to equality and liberty.

Women Justice Trust Men Equality

I don't want to be known in my life for what I do from 5 to 9 in the mornings.

Life My Life Want Known Mornings

I've addressed this before, and I'll say it again: The league has to take a long, hard look at full-time officials. The officiating has been inconsistent all season long.

Long Look Say Hard Take Been

My works were not - and they still aren't - single panel gags with a punch line underneath them. I like a lot of those cartoons; I just don't draw them.

Single Line Punch Just Cartoons

In the U.K., my mother had been the breadwinner. I'd seen my parents side by side. In Saudi Arabia, my mother was basically rendered disabled. She was unable to drive, dependent on my dad for everything. The religious zealotry was so suffocating.

Mother Parents Drive She Everything

Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.

Beautiful People Better Hands Sex

Teachers do the noble work of educating our children. And we can't thank them enough for the hard work they put in every day to ensure a bright future for all of us.

Work Hard Work Future Children Day

I don't think television really captures the speed and the power of skating.

Power Think Speed Television Skating

Does anyone ask their parents how they are conceived?

Parents Ask How Does Anyone

I think about those who supported me and put up with me, including my wife, my children, my parents, and all Madridistas.

Children Wife Parents Me Think Up

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