American - Comedian | July 6, 1927 - April 24, 1997
If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
Pat Paulsen
GunEnoughYouOldCarryOld Enough
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.
GoodWineBagYouTopHold
I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.
EyesPeopleWineI CanSayClean
Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.
PeopleYouDownSugarJust Because
Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.
YouKnowEverythingMessUpTinker
I don't need adult supervision.
NeedAdultSupervision
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'
ChangePeopleMeYouSayStreet
A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?
GunWalkingYouDownStreetMoose
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