American - Comedian | July 6, 1927 - April 24, 1997
I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'
Pat Paulsen
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Only a cheap politician, greedy for political gain, would try to single out one individual for blame. The fault lies not with the individual but with the system, and that system is Richard Nixon.
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We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.
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Yeah, I'm running for the White House again. Well, it's not a run, really; it's sort of a brisk walk.
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I've been on the campaign trail so long, some of my wine has turned to vinegar.
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Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
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You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.
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The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.
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I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
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I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.
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Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.
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I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.
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