American - Comedian | November 14, 1947 -
When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place.
P. J. O'Rourke
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America is a meritocracy.
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Space has always been confusing to politics.
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I know quite a few fellow members of the news analysis and commentary business, and I have it from the highest-placed sources, on the record, that each and every one of our children is a genius.
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Call a man 'ignorant,' and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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China is trying to become America without democracy while America is trying to become France without cheese calories.
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Obama's space policy doesn't differ much from George W. Bush's.
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Demolishing pretensions, especially worthy ones, is a hallmark of the baby boom.
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The problem, when comparing contemporary television to television in 1974, is that TV has become not just bad but sad.
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I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad.
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For decades in America, there has been an effort to ensure that the rights of those who are not sane are the same as the rights of those who are.
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