American - Poet | August 19, 1902 - May 19, 1971
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Ogden Nash
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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
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The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
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If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
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Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
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