American - Poet | August 19, 1902 - May 19, 1971
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
Ogden Nash
MindThinkYouEarlyLateSimply
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
AgePeopleSomeoneYouPersonMeet
Too clever is dumb.
DumbCleverToo
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
MorningNightRegretEarlyLateGo
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
TreeThinkFallNeverLovelySee
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
HurtYouKnowCommitmentsVoters
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
ChildrenHappyParentsIgnoreWere
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
ThinkStopFeedRemorseI Think
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
PeopleWantWhoTellingFondReally
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
MenProfessionalWhateverGetCares
No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done.
FunYouDoneNeverOutThings
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
WomenRightWouldRatherThan
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