American - Poet | August 19, 1902 - May 19, 1971
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Ogden Nash
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There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.
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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
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I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
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