Norm MacDonald Quotes

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know?

Norm MacDonald

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: October 17, 1963

Topics

SportsPoliticsThinkYouKnowMore

The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.

Joan Baez

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If it's a drama or comedy, it doesn't matter to me. I just want to like the writing.

Jean Smart

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I got out of the business when I got out. The hunger was out of my system.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Mystery is but another name for ignorance; if we were omniscient, all would be perfectly plain!

Tryon Edwards

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I think Trump is terrible for comedy. A lot of people say he is great. He's not. You can't joke a joke.

Michelle Wolf

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Jesus is who saved me. He's what keeps me full and whole.

Miley Cyrus

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It turns out a human being in two, three or four hours can build a search result that's much better than Google, Yahoo or Ask.

Jason Calacanis

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It's important to make teens realize the influence they have over others.

Jay Asher

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The Caribbean is an immense ocean that just happens to have a few islands in it. The people have an immense respect for it, awe of it.

Derek Walcott

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The one thing about my life that's different from others is that I wake up for no one, and for some reason, that's just good for your creativity.

Douglas Coupland

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I'm not getting involved in sports anymore, except on film. I'm not agile unless a camera's going.

Dennis Christopher

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As a veteran of the diet wars, I think it's time to call a truce. Rather than hear experts argue, most people want practical information they can use.

Dean Ornish

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