Canadian - Comedian | May 11, 1927 -
My life needs editing.
Mort Sahl
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I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.
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I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.
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Comedians have to challenge the power. Comedians should be dangerous and devastating - and funny. That's the hardest part.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
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I'm a radical, and I always have been.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
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