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Mort Sahl Quotes

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: canadian
Birth: May 11, 1927

Topics

Humor Professional Insanity Comedians

Americans understand that one of our great national strengths is innovation. Great innovators - Benjamin Franklin, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and others - are household names.

Innovation Great Understand Others

I watch and listen to movies today and am shocked by the way actors deliver their lines. Everybody mumbles now and I don't understand why.

Today Now Movies Why Understand Way

It is plain to me that our prelates, in granting indulgences, do commonly blaspheme the wisdom of God.

God Wisdom Me Our Plain Commonly

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.

Yourself Golf You Cheat Only Like

What amazes me is that the whole world is fascinated by Kim Kardashian. What's her talent?

Talent Me World Her Whole Amazes

You can bring down governments, you can do a lot of things that are in your own interests even though liberals will get very antsy when you start talking about it.

Start Talking You Down Will Own

I was on the show previously as a guest host, so I had a little practice.

Rocco DiSpirito

Practice Little Guest Show Host Had

I started getting jobs, and I thought it was going to be real easy.

Thought Easy Real Be Real Going

Chances are that neither the client nor the agency will ever know very much about what role the ad has played in sales or profits of the client, either short-term or long-term.

Michael Schudson

Know Will Sales Client Chances Role

The plan was criticized by some retired military officers embedded in TV studios. But with every advance by our coalition forces, the wisdom of that plan becomes more apparent.

Wisdom Plan More Military Forces TV

I understand the dignity that comes from work and caring for one's family.

Work Family Caring Dignity

What's more awkward than doing a shower scene? Rehearsing a shower scene.

Doing More Shower Awkward Than

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