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Mort Sahl Quotes

I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: canadian
Birth: May 11, 1927

Topics

Medical Night Donald Trump Said Last

By allowing the positive ions to pass through an electric field and thus giving them a certain velocity, it is possible to distinguish them from the neutral, stationary atoms.

Positive Giving Possible Atoms Pass

Being pure in my voice has always served me the best. Anytime I've tried to hide my light under a bushel, it's never done me any good.

Good Light Best Me Voice Hide

The thing about working at Pixar is that everyone around you is smarter and funnier and cleverer than you and they all think the same about everyone else. It's a nice problem to have.

Think Problem You Nice Everyone

To me, you make a tradeoff. It might be a little bit more expensive. But you're getting a better tasting, higher quality food that's going to be better for your health and better for the environment.

Health Food Quality Me Better You

As writers, we only aim to please. Or we aimed to please as children, which is why we became writers.

Maurissa Tancharoen

Children Aim Why Only Please Which

Baseball needs to put the steroids era behind it by having and enforcing tough rules against all kinds of artificial advantages, so that spring can return.

Baseball Spring Tough Rules Return

First of all, when I was making the decision, I never thought that Pittsburgh fans would want me back. Every time I played there, they were booing me every time I touched the puck. I didn't think it would be such a big deal that I didn't sign with Pittsburgh.

Time Decision Me Think Thought Back

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice.

Advice Nothing Much Receive Which

Put me on solid ground and I'll start tapping! At my age they say to keep moving.

Age Me Moving Start Keep Moving Say

There is evidence that people do want to watch shows back to back - that's why DVR use is so high. When you're able to DVR something, people will watch more than one episode.

People You Back Want Why Will

All those predictions about how much economic growth will be created by this, all of those new jobs, would be created by the things we wanted - the extension of unemployment insurance and middle class tax cuts. An estate tax for millionaires adds exactly zero jobs. A tax cut for billionaires - virtually none.

Growth Insurance Tax New Will Class

As soon as white folks say a play's good, the theater is jammed with blacks and whites.

Good White Play Say Soon Theater

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