American - Comedian | June 20, 1978 -
'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it.
Mike Birbiglia
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The list of fun and easily-fixed brain diseases is very short.
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I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was like, 'You're fat. You're gay. I'm outta here!' I was always more kind of awkward and introspective.
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Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.
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Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!
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When you're in high school, you can't even imagine the concept of what the rest of your life even means.
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In real life, I first started sleep walking in high school because that was when this concept of getting into college first appeared. I had this moment of, 'Oh! This is going to affect the rest of my life.'
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Nothing that you want ever is what you think it is.
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If you tried to sell Mike Birbiglia as a concept, no one would buy it.
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First time films are hard. Even with some of the greatest directors, you look back at their first film, and you are just going, 'That movie is kind of bad.'
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I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.
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I consider Lena Dunham a comedian.
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