Mike Birbiglia Quotes

First time films are hard. Even with some of the greatest directors, you look back at their first film, and you are just going, 'That movie is kind of bad.'

Mike Birbiglia

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TimeYouLookBadBackKind

A couple of years ago I ran in the LA Marathon.

Joan Van Ark

MarathonYearsRanCoupleLa

Having kids has been a turning point in my life because when I was still single, all I wanted was to impress beautiful girls.

Joe Taslim

LifeBeautifulMy LifeImpressPoint

The Gospels were written to present the life and teachings of Jesus in ways that would be appropriate to different readerships, and for that reason are not all the same. They were not intended to be biographies of Jesus, but selective accounts that would demonstrate his significance for different cultures.

John Drane

LifePresentDifferent CulturesSame

Railroads are the primary economic beneficiaries. It's a difficult project for the public sector.

John Gates

DifficultProjectEconomicPublic

But in any case, I did poorly on the tests and so, in the first three years of school, I had teachers who thought I was stupid and when people think you're stupid, they have low expectations for you.

Robert Sternberg

SchoolPeopleStupidThinkThought

I don't believe in privacy. I mean, I like the idea of privacy, but I don't believe that it happens anymore. I think privacy is something, I am afraid, we seem to be waving goodbye to.

Anjelica Huston

I AmGoodbyeBelieveThinkPrivacy

Choosing to publish work electronically myself is really a no-brainer.

Michael A. Stackpole

WorkMyselfPublishChoosingReally

We don't need to have somebody that's gonna make sure they pay for our market bills. It's like we have only one reason to love and that is for the real idea of love.

Stevie Nicks

LoveNeedRealReasonPayBills

I'm one of the most successful adult movie directors in the business.

Stormy Daniels

BusinessSuccessfulAdultMostMovie

You should be held accountable for your actions.

Rozonda Thomas

YouAccountableActionsYourShould

My dogs are more important than my family.

Mickey Rourke

FamilyImportantMoreDogsThan

Of course we want to pocket Fisker. But we will bid rationally. Whatever the result, nothing can stop us from making electric cars.

Lu Guanqiu

ResultStopWantNothingWillUs

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