American - Comedian | June 21, 1985 -
I was a kinesiology major in college, which is exercise science. Then, I was either going to get my Ph.D. or go to medical school, but I was kind of burned out after school.
Michelle Wolf
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I always loved comedy, but in my mind, it wasn't a viable career option. I always thought, 'You go to college. You get a job, and then you pay off college.'
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I took an improv class, and after my first class, I was like, 'Oh, I just want to do something like this. This is super fun.'
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I've watched 'The Daily Show' forever. So being a part of it is surreal.
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You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket.
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It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.
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Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on Twitter, the first joke about something has already happened. You need to think of the second joke and the third joke.
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Writing for late night is really good for learning how to write when you don't want to write. You have to produce every day. It's also very good for refining the difference between your point of view and the host's.
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Before stand-up, I'm not sure I even had a point of view.
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Taking a night off from comedy to go on a date with someone I'm probably not going to like anyway sounds like the worst trade-off in my mind.
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I've been lucky enough to do a lot of very interesting things, and every time, I've been like, 'I want to put everything into this because I want to see how far I can go with it.'
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I'm so lucky that I found comedy and that I get to do it for a living.
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