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Michelle Wolf Quotes

Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on Twitter, the first joke about something has already happened. You need to think of the second joke and the third joke.

Michelle Wolf

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 21, 1985

Topics

Good Think Better You First Need

You need a balance in life. You just cannot be all the time on an adrenalin peak. You need to recharge.

Joanne Liu

Life Time Balance You Need Just

TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle.

John C. McGinley

Look Uncle Dirty Living More Old

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Food Die Too Much More Little Than

No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience.

John Locke

Knowledge Experience Man Go Beyond

I think it's a tough road if you're a stay-at-home mom, a working mom, if you have a partner, if you don't. It's the best job in the world, and the toughest job in the world all at the same time.

Angela Kinsey

Time Best Job Mom World Road

I'll always stay connected with Apple. I hope that throughout my life I'll sort of have the thread of my life and the thread of Apple weave in and out of each other, like a tapestry. There may be a few years when I'm not there, but I'll always come back.

Steve Jobs

Life Hope My Life Back Apple Out

All alone in a committee room of the Senate Office Building in Washington, I was reading the dry typewritten pages in an unpublished report of an almost forgotten congressional committee hearing.

Robert W. Welch, Jr.

Alone Building Reading Washington

All great change in America begins at the dinner table.

Ronald Reagan

Change Great Dinner America Table

Gay marriage - it's not about two people being gay: it's about two people who love each other and who have decided to commit to each other for the exact same reasons any other couple would get married.

Luke Macfarlane

Love Marriage People Gay Two People

We young Filipinos are trying to make over a nation and must not halt in our march, but from time to time turn our gaze upon our elders. We shall wish to read in their countenances approval of our actions.

Jose Rizal

Time Wish Trying Elders Young March

The faith religious believers have in God is small compared to the faith people put in politicians, knowing how many times they have been disappointed in the past but still insisting that this time it will be different.

Jonathan Sacks

God Faith Time Past People Small

I think social networking is absolutely here to stay. Now, whether or not the label will Facebook forever, depends in part, I think, on whether Facebook wants to try to be less proprietary, be more central to the operation of defining and stewarding identity online.

Jonathan Zittrain

Identity Networking Think Now Try