American - Author | November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Mark Twain
FearDeathYouMostThingCertain
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
PeopleFishYouKnowTellWhere
Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
DayDreamerMoreOptimist
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
HumanitySatanPrayCommonSinner
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MyselfHellFriendsYouHeavenSee
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
NatureSpringWeatherInsideKinds
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
WorkGodManTiredEndWeek
When in doubt tell the truth.
TruthDoubtWhen In DoubtTell
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
ManAnimalOnlyNeeds
We have the best government that money can buy.
BestMoneyGovernmentBuy
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
WordsActionThanOftenSpeaks
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
DiamondsBetterOldUsNoneThan
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