Mark Twain Quotes

American - Author | November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.

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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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