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Mark Twain Quotes

American - Author | November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Egg Nothing She Noise Who Hen

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Good Communication Me Speech Three

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Death Saying Nice Funeral Letter

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Funny Death Reports Been Exaggerated

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

You Understand More Explain

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

Children Interesting Information Stop

The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - 'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.

Matter Right Difference Lightning

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

Education Never Interfere Schooling

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Day Remember Year April First Days

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

Opinion Worth Anything Critic Whose

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Success Person New Idea Until Crank

I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any.

Fitness Exercise Resting Sleeping

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