American - Comedian | September 12, 1967 -
Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
Louis C. K.
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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.
LiveCuriousPeopleSufferingEvil
Everything that people say is testable.
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I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
HateSimplePeopleMeThinkYou
When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.
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I was an awkward kid.
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I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.
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Oh, I love stand-up.
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
PeopleMeYouSameGive MeGive
I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.
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I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum.
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