American - Comedian | November 18, 1953 -
The thing is when I started doing standup, you had to have a clean act because that's how you got on television. There weren't all these cable shows. Also, I didn't want to have that kind of act in case my family came to see me or my kid one day.
Kevin Nealon
FamilyDayMeDoingYouTelevision
I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4.
WaitWantBecauseiPadPurchased
Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites.
WebsiteWebsitesMoreHungryLeave
Definitely not a TV junkie. I only record shows I want to see but usually never get around to watching them.
WantNeverWatchingSeeGetOnly
I tend to listen to Sirius XM Radio.
ListenRadioTend
Any day that is designated to shower the person you love with love is my favorite holiday.
LoveDayLove IsYouHolidayPerson
I am very romantic. In fact, I just renewed my vows... although it was with another woman.
RomanticWomanI AmJustFactVows
I like YouTube; it's really entertaining. A lot of it is crappy stuff, but there are a couple diamonds in the rough there.
DiamondsYouTubeEntertainingStuff
I've been involved in animal issues for quite a while, going back 24 years. I started reading up on factory farming and slaughterhouses and animal cruelty, and it didn't make sense for me to be part of it.
AnimalMeReadingBackFarmingUp
I just loved stand-up comics as a kid. I'd watch them on 'The Tonight Show,' and I thought what a great craft it was to come out on stage with no instrument or anything and be able to entertain people.
GreatPeopleThoughtLovedCraft
I don't feel the pressure and stress of having to be a comic in a club every night. I accomplished a lot of things; I did lot of things, and I don't feel like I'm missing out when I am home with my son.
HomeSonStressI AmNightPressure
I think having a child makes you calm down. You sit still.
ChildCalmThinkYouDownSit
Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Kevin Nealon quotes