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Kevin Nealon Quotes

American - Comedian | November 18, 1953 -

My adrenaline is definitely going, but it's mostly my real, laid-back persona carrying over on stage. When I first started, I was nervous, I'd be really high energy, and I'd be sweating. Now it's just my job. It's like a machinist who goes to work every day and uses the same drill bits. He's not worried about taking his finger off.

Work Day Job Energy Every Day Now

I think I definitely would have ended up in some kind of show business. I was very interested in music when I was younger. This was back when Crosby, Stills and Nash were around.

Business Music Think Back Kind Up

With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose them quick. With the comedy, you've always got another joke to redeem yourself. Or, even if you've only got one joke, at least the punch line is at the end. Then they have to at least pay attention until the end.

Music Yourself End Comedy Attention

Sometimes people come to my standup show, and they think they're going to see Doug Wilson. Or they see me on the street, and they call me Doug Wilson.

People Me Think Sometimes Street

My heart started running away, like a pack of horses. Then it slowed down and became irregular.

Heart Down Away Started Running Away

I always tell people if you think you are susceptible to a blood clot, go check with your doctor.

People Doctor Think You Go Blood

To this day, I haven't felt like I've made it. I'm waiting for them to pull the rug out from under me. I kind of feel like George Plimpton; I'm just experiencing this whole business with the really talented people.

Business Day Waiting People Me Feel

Every time I think of Doug Wilson, I think 'pathetic.' When it comes between something for himself or something for righteousness, he'll choose himself.

Time Think Choose Something Pathetic

I met Adam Sandler through 'Saturday Night Live,' and we became friends.

Live Night Saturday Friends Through

I've done this commercial with Arnold Palmer. He doesn't play that much anymore, but it'd be fun to have him in the cart.

Fun Play Done Him Cart He

I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club.

City Me Golf Driving Worth You

You see things through a different lens when you have a child.

Child You Lens See Through Things

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