Kevin Nealon Quotes

I just loved stand-up comics as a kid. I'd watch them on 'The Tonight Show,' and I thought what a great craft it was to come out on stage with no instrument or anything and be able to entertain people.

Kevin Nealon

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I'm not wasting my time with any more non-straight-talking candidates.

Jesse Jackson

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If you fall in love with someone, it doesn't matter who they are. I've had lots of girlfriends who weren't in the public eye. It is hard, all the intrusion: you have a row with someone, and even though you've sorted everything out, you get the are-they-going-to-split headlines for the next ten days.

Max Beesley

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The story is supposed to change; it's supposed to evolve. In making 'Cartel Land,' I ended up with a much, much different story than I started with.

Matthew Heineman

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There's a dark underside to philanthropy. People who give a bunch of money are deferred to, even when they are wrong. The emperor cannot be shown to have no clothes.

Michael Eric Dyson

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One thing I learned from all my years in business is you really have to work with the experts: you can launch something yourself, but unless you have the expertise and the marketing strategies and machinery behind you, you'll never be successful.

John Rocha

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I mean I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again.

John Perry Barlow

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So I turned these sort of deficiencies into a, a workable thing if you understand what I mean.

Tony Hancock

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If you procrastinate when faced with a big difficult problem... break the problem into parts, and handle one part at a time.

Robert Collier

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It struck me deep in my mind. Some day, the chip is going to surpass mankind's brain.

Masayoshi Son

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If you haven't seen me lasso, you haven't lived.

Ross Mathews

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What we believe is going to be very important is the delivery of traditional software and services and hardware over the Net. That's a form of electronic marketplace.

Louis V. Gerstner, Jr.

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CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.

Craig Kilborn

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