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Kevin Nealon Quotes

American - Comedian | November 18, 1953 -

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper.

School Bored Paper Doodle Being How

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

Play Want Dead Vulture Exactly

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

People Problems Little Numb Deal

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Red People Enjoy Target T-Shirt Two

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

Work Animal Support Parents Homeless

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Funny Baby Baby Boomers Boomers Lot

I feel guilty: when I'm not golfing, I feel like I should be golfing. And when I'm golfing, I feel like I should be home working or spending time with the family. So it's a real conundrum.

Family Home Time Spending Time Feel

I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

Life I Am Challenges You Fragile

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.

Myself Angry Birds Game Addiction

People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing, but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'

Work Good Great Job People Me

I think there's a part of me that might be my alter ago, like the carefree, do-what-he-wants kind of guy, because I've been so restrained most of my life, going to Catholic school and being the good son and the good husband. It's a fun escape route for me sometimes to lead that life.

Life Good Son School Fun Me

I used to go to the Hollywood YMCA when I first came here, and I was standing in front of the mirror doing curls, and I noticed this guy next to me also doing curls. He was grimacing a lot, and I noticed he had an underbite. I looked more closely and realized it was Bruce Springsteen.

Mirror Me Doing Go Hollywood First

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