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Judy Gold Quotes

American - Comedian | November 15, 1962 -

Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, 'Oh, I'm not gonna vote,' I just wanna tear their heart out.

Women Heart People Say Vote Right

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

Dirty Two Always Pigs Sons Sweaty

For me, humor is everything!

Humor Me Everything

My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922.

Family Mother Woman Feet Born She

Remember the phrase - 'Act your age, not your shoe size?' That didn't apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing.

Age Me Feet Remember Growing Shoe

My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids' room.

Son Baby Partner Born First Office

I always dreamed of living in N.Y.C.

Living Always Dreamed

Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.'

Mother Humor People Me Saying Theme

My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act.

Mother Time Think Go Talk She

I'm not selfish at all.

I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners.

Love Grind Club Traveling Dealing

I've gotten resistance for my entire career.

Career Resistance Entire Career

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