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Judy Gold Quotes

American - Comedian | November 15, 1962 -

Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I.

Care Looks Two Cook Plate Like

I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.

Team You Never Where Been Player

I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and would say whatever came into my head. Most of the time, what came out of my mouth was the very thing everyone else was thinking - but too polite or afraid to verbalize.

Funny Time Thinking Mouth Say Never

The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.

Time Dare First Time First Did

Joan Rivers was my hero.

Hero Rivers Joan

If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself.

Live Myself True

I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.'

Mother Woman Queen Think You Alive

Female comics cannot dress provocatively on stage.

Dress Stage Cannot Comics Female

It's fun to be someone else.

Fun Someone Else

I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family.

Work Family Love Win Strangers Try

I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don't ask, I won't tell.

Advertising Media Military Ask Tell

My Shabbat dinner is not to be reckoned with.

Dinner Reckoned

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