American - Comedian | November 15, 1962 -
Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite.
Judy Gold
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Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power.
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There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are.
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When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews.
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Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.
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When I was a kid, I'd read about celebrities who didn't want to talk to their fans after a show. I told myself, 'That's terrible, and I would never do that.'
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As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers.
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If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.
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I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons.
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I do believe that it's something that we don't talk about, but when there are clearly defined gender roles, it is much simpler. Because you don't have to think, which people apparently don't like to do.
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I would love to get married, first of all, from my children's perspective. People don't think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family validated as other families are validated and protected by our government, yes.
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I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't. Under the pressure, it's hard to retain everything.
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