Johnny Vegas Quotes

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

Johnny Vegas

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: September 11, 1971

Topics

BirthdaySchoolMindMeSexNever

I'm a businessman. I'm a former legislator, and I'm an executive. And I've been very effective in each one of those positions.

Matt Rosendale

ExecutiveBeenBusinessmanEffective

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool.

Trisha Goddard

LifeJobMediaYouPoolShark

I can't get on girls' wavelengths at all. I think we are completely different. I don't know, maybe that's the way it should be. If we could all get along occasionally though, that would be nice.

Rory McCann

ThinkBe NiceKnowNiceWayGet

When Steve Jobs toured Xerox PARC and saw computers running the first operating system that used Windows and a mouse, he assumed he was looking at a new way to work a personal computer. He brought the concept back to Cupertino and created the Mac, then Bill Gates followed suit, and the rest is history.

Douglas Rushkoff

WorkHistoryLookingRestComputers

There were people who incorporated melody before me, but I would deem myself the first person to successfully rap and sing.

Drake

MyselfPeopleMePersonFirstRap

I don't get it when you get so much openness about the way movies are made, and the special effects and the behind-the-scenes stuff and all of that. I can't help but feel like this reduces it a little bit.

Christian Bale

FeelHelpYouMoviesSpecialWay

Sometimes, when things are going really well, I feel like I've already seen things - it's the flashback feeling in a good way. Like I'm watching a rerun, because I've studied this defense and know what comes next. Now, that is a good feeling, when your mind is working fast because you've studied, and you realize, 'I've seen this before.'

Colin Kaepernick

GoodMindFeelYouFastSometimes

Europe should speak more effectively and clearly with one voice in the world.

Wolfgang Schauble

WorldVoiceSpeakMoreEurope

Musicians play music because you love... I loved to play drums since I was five. It's all I ever wanted to do. Rock stars, or as we call them, posers, guys who want to just look great, dress great. They're not musicians; they're looking for the fame.

Peter Criss

LoveStarsMusicGreatDressLoved

'Raining Diamonds' talks about knowing there's something better out there. You don't have to just settle.

Ricki-Lee Coulter

DiamondsBetterYouSettleKnowing

The grand scale and immersive nature of The IMAX Experience gives 'Spiderwick' a brand new level of excitement. In IMAX theatres, fans will be drawn into the movie even further and feel as if they are actually part of the story.

Mark Canton

NatureExperienceStoryBrandFeel

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Mark Twain

EggNothingSheNoiseWhoHen

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