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Jen Kirkman Quotes

Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 28, 1974

Topics

Time Doing Camera Long Long Time

It excites me when a person puts their whole self in a song or rhyme, or instrument. It fills me.

Me Song Self Person Whole Rhyme

When I try to be perfect, it makes me not have fun.

Fun Me Have Fun Perfect Try Makes

I style myself and choose what to wear based on what I feel good in it.

Good Style Myself Feel Good Choose

I'm staying focused on what I do on the pitch. What happens off it, it's nice, of course, but football is what I'm most passionate about.

Matteo Guendouzi

Football Nice Focused Passionate Off

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

Tea Mom Party Drink Over Europe

I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. I would have had a net. I'm glad I didn't have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder.

Dreams Man School Me High School Go

I didn't have the opportunity to go to college. I was busy touring since the age of 17.

Age Opportunity College Busy Go

I read 'The Young Landlords' and felt almost a chemical change. What I realized while reading that book was that I could write in my voice, use my tongue, my language, my style, and write a story.

Change Style Book Reading Story

I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector: if you have something you like, every time you see it, you have a little happy hit.

Douglas Coupland

Time Happy You See Little Something

Conventional wisdom tells us we'll only be happier after a divorce if the marriage itself was a war zone.

Marriage Wisdom War Divorce Us Zone

Open your newspaper - any day of the week - and you will find a report from somewhere in the world of someone being imprisoned, tortured or executed because his opinions or religion are unacceptable to his government.

Day Religion Government World You

I needed to grow up and do things all adults do. It was time to stop having everything spoon fed to me. It was about being independent.

Time Me Grow Stop Independent Up

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