American - Comedian | June 5, 1962 -
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
Jeff Garlin
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I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.
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My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are just wildly inappropriate.
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Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.
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For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.
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I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.
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Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.
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I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.
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I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.
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Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
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The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.
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I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.
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