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Jeff Garlin Quotes

I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 5, 1962

Topics

Love Favorite Directing Thing

I believe global warming and climate change are real threats to our planet.

Change Believe Climate Change Real

I was Jenny in 'Jenny and the School for Cats' when I was five years old. That was my first big break. Then I got to play the Artful Dodger in 'Oliver Twist,' and that was the most fun I've ever had.

Cats School Fun Play Old First

Sometimes you hear about people who can't wait to leave their hometown. I did not have that feeling at all. I love San Jose, I love the Bay Area, and I love coming home to visit.

Anjelah Johnson

Love Home People Wait Hometown You

I can choose to be happy, or choose to be miserable every day - waiting until I die.

Day Happy Waiting Be Happy Die

Life has no meaning the moment you lose the illusion of being eternal.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Life Moment Meaning You Lose Being

Authenticity is really important, and sometimes that's really hard to get.

Important Sometimes Authenticity Hard

Ballet Beautiful is a workout that transforms the body without overtaxing the system or joints.

Mary Helen Bowers

Beautiful Body Without System Ballet

We've got tax and regulatory policies in this country that are driving a lot of businesses overseas, and so I think there's a lot that we can do using principles of constitutionally limited government to help address people who share these concerns.

Government People Think Driving Help

The funniest guy I've ever worked with - it's just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh - is Jimmy Byrnes from 'Wiseguy.' Jimmy - we can't be in the same room together. He knows he can make me laugh just by looking at me.

Together Me Looking Laugh Look Room

What's weird is to hear someone else talking about your mannerisms.

Weird Someone Talking Your Hear

George Jones was my all-time favorite singer and one of my favorite people in the world.

People World Singer Favorite People

After I had my son, I was like, 'I can conquer the world.' I just delivered a 9 pound, 10 ounce baby. I was walking in my living room like, 'Yeah, the champ is here!' That's how I felt.

Son Baby World Conquer Walking Room

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