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Jeff Garlin Quotes

American - Comedian | June 5, 1962 -

I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families.

Think Doing True Real Because Shows

I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the 'Tonight Show' when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren't plugging things per se, and they're just in the moment being interesting.

Moment People Interesting Things

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

Money Rich Doing You Individual Get

I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.

Best Simple Perfect Clean Old Big

Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!

Parents Chill Kid Dirt Eat Out

Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them!

Someone Want Meet Write Always Them

Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.

Work Good Never Okay Favorite Again

I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.

Work Good Creative Good Work Care

In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.

Improvise Outline Stand-Up Generally

Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes.

Myself Early Sometimes Kind Would

I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.

Me Influence Chicago Huge

I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.

Road Think Week Retire Going Every

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