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Jay Mohr Quotes

American - Actor | August 23, 1970 -

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

Football Contracts Unfortunately Pro

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

Everyone Shut Up Up Guy Shut Liked

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

Teacher Day You Know Over Tell

I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

Mistake Think Only Made I Think

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

Team Sell Your Sucks

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

Team You Know Charge Your Sucks

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

Best Money Product Never Field Put

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

Love Hate Golf Enjoy Understand How

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

Baseball Think Enough You Back Why

True Yankees are born, not made.

Born True Made Yankees

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

Good Great Football Fantasy Only

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

Sports Mind Everyone Come Likes

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