Jay Mohr Quotes

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

Jay Mohr

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: August 23, 1970

Topics

TeamSellYourSucks

At least Bank of America got its name right. The ultimate Too Big to Fail bank really is America, a hypergluttonous ward of the state whose limitless fraud and criminal conspiracies we'll all be paying for until the end of time.

Matt Taibbi

TimeNameEndAmericaFraudRight

I think people are free to marry any way they want to. But churches are free to set standards for marriage.

Jeff Sessions

MarriagePeopleFreeThinkWantWay

You always have your knockers. There's always something wrong. But I'm happy. I think that I'm improving as a fighter; that's all I can ask for.

Sonny Bill Williams

HappyThinkYouI CanWrongFighter

There was this lynx at a zoo that was called Tove, and that I totally fell in love with. It was my dear godmother who decided to call me Tove Lo, after that lynx. It stuck.

Tove Lo

LoveMeZooGodmotherCallStuck

I need to broaden my horizons.

Trevor Dunn

NeedHorizonsBroaden

I have played at the Bernabeu twice with Bayern Munich, and it was a magnificent experience.

Toni Kroos

ExperienceTwiceMagnificentMunich

I do like books on anatomy. I have to say I'm an amateur physician, I guess.

Tom Waits

PhysicianSayAnatomyBooksLike

I was not born with tremendous ambition.

Roger Moore

AmbitionBornTremendous

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support.

Mikhail Gorbachev

GovernmentSupportYouRussiaGet

I just think that Jack White is the consummate artist - an artist's artist. I'm a huge fan.

Miguel

ThinkArtistWhiteJustFanJack

I want to be the bridge to the next generation.

Michael Jordan

BridgeGenerationWantNext

Definitely, it would be foolish to try and make my Czech films here in America, as foolish as it is when some Czech filmmakers try to make movies of America in Czechoslovakia.

Milos Forman

AmericaMoviesTryFoolishHere

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